| Doctor Doctor Jokes |
 Doctor, Doctor ...People keep ignoring me!Next! Doctor, Doctor ...I have a strawberry stuck to my head! I think I'll give you some cream for that! Doctor, Doctor ...I'm invisible! Who said that? Doctor, Doctor ...What did the x-ray of my head show? Nothing!  Doctor, Doctor ...My son just swallowed a roll of film!Lets hope nothing develops! Doctor, Doctor ...All I hear is ringing! Go pick up the phone! Doctor, Doctor ...I keep seeing double! Go sit on that couch! Which one??? Doctor, Doctor ...did you hear about the boy who swallowed a quarter? No? Well, there's no change yet!  Doctor, Doctor ...My son swallowed a pen, what should I do?Use a pencil instead! Doctor, Doctor ...I can only remember things for a few seconds! How long has this been going on? How long has what been going on? Doctor, Doctor ...will I be able to play the piano after my surgery? Yes? That’s great, because I never could before! Doctor, Doctor ...Please, can you help me out? Of course! Which way did you come in?  Doctor, Doctor ...I feel like a pack of cards!I'll deal with you later! Doctor, Doctor ...I feel like a pair of curtains! Well pull yourself together then! Doctor, Doctor ...I keep thinking I'm a mosquito! Go away sucker! Doctor, Doctor ...I keep thinking I'm a rubber band! Stretch yourself out on the couch!  Doctor, Doctor ...I feel like a king.What’s your name? Joe. You must be Joe King! Doctor, Doctor ...everyone says I’m invisible. Who said that? Doctor, Doctor ...I feel so tired, I don’t know where I am half the time. Dentist: Open wide now!  Doctor, Doctor ...I keep thinking there’s two of me.One at a time please! Doctor, Doctor ...I feel like a bee! Buzz off! Doctor, Doctor ...I think I’m a spoon. Sit over there, please, and don’t stir! Doctor, Doctor ...I keep losing my memory. When did you first notice that? When did I first notice what?  Doctor, Doctor ...What do you give an injured lemon?Lemonade! Doctor, Doctor ...I think I'm a goat. How long have you felt like this? Since I was a kid! Doctor, Doctor! ...I'm going to die in 51 seconds! I will be with you in a minute. Doctor, Doctor ...I think I'm a needle! I see your point! Doctor, Doctor ...I keep thinking I’m a bridge. What’s come over you? So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle! Doctor, Doctor ...I need glasses! Yes, you do ...this is the blacksmiths! |
